Johnlock & Wanking

[alexxphoenix42]

a fool could see just how much i adore you by trustingno1, 1.7 k, explicit. Mind palace sex. While Sherlock concocts a wank fantasy in his mind palace, too many people come to watch. It’s funny, sexy, and sad as poor Sherlock pines for John in real life.

The problem with polyjuice  by thisisforyou, 4 k, explicit. Potterlock. Desperately in love, Sherlock uses Polyjuice Potion to do naughty things to John's body, with the infallible excuse that John will never find out. Right?

Never Change a Running System by Lorelei_Lee, 54 k, explicit. Virgin!lock. Sherlock discovers his sexuality. He asks John to help him out as a friend, and then proceeds to experiment with wanking until John is about to lose his mind. Cute. Thumbs up.

When the Sky is Full of Zeroes and Ones by sophiahelix, 5 k, explicit. Sherlock finds that he can sleep if he wanks to the sound of John and his female guest next door. One time, there is no female guest, and they both want to get off. Angsty.

Perpetual Motion by orphan_account, 75 k, explicit.  Virginlock. Sherlock is asexual, or perhaps demi-sexual, and John is not gay. Maybe he’s bisexual, or perhaps really just Sherlock-sexual. It’s hard to tell. The lines get all muddled when little games start to get out of hand. Through fights, and wanking, and orgasm denial, the two build something solid between them. Silly, and sexy - thumbs up!

Just a Touch by MissDavis, 6 k, explicit. John needs something to get himself to sleep at night, but a shared hotel room with Sherlock looks to put the kibosh on a bedtime wank. Except that Sherlock seems to be joining in.  Friends to lovers – super hot.

Imperfect by PoppyAlexander, 1.8 k, explicit. Even though Sherlock has risen from the dead, John still can’t trust him, and the wedding planning with Mary continues. Infidelity, sad wanking on the phone! Beware the angst.

The Perfect Specimen by Cleo2010, 16 k, explicit. After seeing John undressed for the first time and making certain observations, Sherlock quickly becomes obsessed with a certain body part belonging to his flatmate. An unashamed masturbation-fest, first person and very detailed.

Always Feel It by philalethia, 2 k, explicit.  Sherlock’s mind being what it is, masturbation can be a bit… complicated.

At the Edge of Desire by philalethia, 16 k, explicit. While helping John move back in to the flat, Sherlock discovers a strap-on among John's things. He finds the discovery considerably difficult to move past.

As He Wants Him to Be by patternofdefiance, 2 k, explicit. Sherlock’s sad wank fantasy. Trapped at his family’s house for Christmas, Sherlock imagines . . . other things.

Safe in his Mouth by ScienceofObsession, 2 k, explicit. When a particularly awful case has Sherlock and John in emotional shreds, they come together to help each other heal in the best way they know how. John walks in on Sherlock wanking, and things go from there. Almost a prose poem, this is so lovely.

Sherlock In Hiding by wendymarlowe, 1.6 k, explicit. John wakes up to discover Sherlock lurking behind his bedroom door. He decides a morning wank - a loud one, mumbling Sherlock's name - might teach his flatmate not to spy on other people in their sleep. As it turns out, though, jerking off about Sherlock is actually a much more appealing idea than he originally thought. Oops.

All That Glitters by AtlinMerrick, 17 k, explicit. So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.

Comments

[alessnox]

I wrote a sad wanking one before.
Things I'll never say. Thoughts I'll never mention.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1177385/

About Sherlock the night before John’s wedding. I always thought of it as canon, so not a happy ending.
Hope it isn’t bad etiquette to mention. Love the lists.

[alexxphoenix42]

No, that isn't bad etiquette at all. I'll check it out! :)