The Stag Night that Should Have Been

[alexxphoenix42]

 

What I Would Delete by PixChuu22, 1 chapter. Wonderful “behind the scenes” stag night fic. It fits nicely into canon - a lovemaking session between the rizzla game and the client showing up. John doesn’t remember the next day, and Sherlock can’t forget. Angsty.

Stag Night by snivellus023, 3 k, explicit. Takes place after John and Sherlock return to the flat from bar hopping (directly after the accidental knee-grab to be precise). Sherlock is more drunk than he's ever been and lets a few things slip...

Stag Night for Two by allonsys_girl, 47 k, explicit. Begins with the stag night scene in The Sign of Three. John grabbing Sherlock's knee leads to much more. Incorporates elements from His Last Vow now, as well, and has kind of gone totally off the canon rails. In the best way, I hope. Lots of lovey, porny goodness, and later some good violence and villains.

Playing Footsie by justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic), 1.9 k, mature. Yep, it's a stag night foot job. Exactly what it says on the tin.

Spring Rains by rachel4revenge, 2 k, explicit. From a prompt: I am into "firsts", but I never picture their first anything as being rushed and dramatic. I picture it as natural and easy.

Yellow Diamonds by Mazarin221b, 2 k, mature. There's an eternity between the time they find themselves on the stairs and the rest of the night. Infidelity and angst.

Swan Song by astudyinrose, 9 k, explicit. What if the stag night in the Sign of Three had ended a bit differently?

I Don't Mind by WendigoDreaming, 2 k, explicit. John decides he wants to be greedy. Takes place during/after the stag night. PWP.

What Happened Last Stag Night? by alexxphoenix42, 1.9 k, explicit. This ficlet imagines what might have happened on John's Stag Night if a client hadn't come calling that evening. Infidelity and angst.

Sherlock Holmes Is Dangling Precipitously Off This Chair by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for , 1 k, mature. On John's stag night, no client appears, but loosened inhibitions do, making for a much more satisfying evening.

Not Literal Shelves by westernredcedar, 3 k, mature. Stag night AR; as the night goes on, Sherlock wants to make sure John's metabolism is balanced by some food, and he knows this fantastic fish shop off the Marylebone Road, where the owner always gives him extra portions...

I'm You, Aren't I? by AxeMeAboutAxinomancy, 1.5 k, mature. What would have happened had Mrs Hudson thought better of bringing a client up when she knew the boys were pissed on John's stag night?

Drunk Tank by htebazytook, 1 k, explicit. Extended scene of John and Sherlock's stay in the drunk tank.

Whatever You Want It To Be by addicted2hugh, 8 k, explicit. A silly, alcohol-fuelled conversation about pillow talk in all its forms turns into something more significant, and John finds out a few surprising things about himself and his best friend. Sherlock takes what he can get.  In other words, a lot of porn and a little plot. Or: How I wish John's stag night had ended.