John & Sherlock Are Clueless

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The Importance of February 14^th by cypress_tree, 3 k, teen.  Sherlock thinks they are celebrating his birthday while John thinks this is their first proper date.  So cute.

I'm Not His Date by objetpetita, 17 k, teen. AU.  John is YA writer roped into spending Christas in America as Harry's having a giant Christmas Eve wedding in Boston. For some reason, a strange Bloke named Holmes won't leave John alone.

In Which John is a Cuddly BAMF Assassin by notbeloved07, 10 k, teen. This tale is a bit cracky, but has a great plot with some excellent action and a fabulous BAMF!John. John thinks they’re dating. Sherlock had no idea.

Not Such A Bad Holiday After All by clarinetchica, 4 k, explicit.  John doesn’t have a date for Valentine’s Day, so he drags Sherlock along to dinner just to keep him company. Sweet!

On Dates, Drugs, and Destiny, by squire, 20K, teen. When Mike Stamford introduces John to Sherlock in the lab at Barts, it’s not the first time John has met the man. He married him in fact. It’s strange that Sherlock doesn’t even remember him, but then he WAS doing a lot of drugs back in the day.

Dinner Dates by allonsys_girl, 8 k, explicit. It all started with dinner. Sherlock isn’t sure if this is a relationship or not, but whatever it is, he’s enjoying John’s company. He should know what this is though, shouldn’t he? Adorable.

My Funny Valentine by NoLessLuminous, 5 k, explicit. When John’s latest girlfriend dumps him, Sherlock fills in as his date at a fancy restaurant. Cue Sherlock serenading John via violin.

Curious Case by Cleo2010, 44 k, explicit. Some of the hottest getting-together sex ever. Sherlock has burns on his hands, and has to ask John to jerk him off to relieve his sexual tension and clear his mind. For some reason, this must go on for 11 searingly-hot chapters as John navigates his sexuality crisis, and admits he’s in a relationship with Sherlock. 

Inside out by Mildredandbobbin, 10 k, mature. Sherlock has decided that John is sexually frustrated, and he needs to get him a woman. When Sherlock eventually wears a dress and offers a blowjob to help out, John is gobsmacked. They work it all out eventually.

Acceptable Behaviour by bbcatemysoul, cute 3 k, mature. John is having sex with Sherlock. Sherlock thinks he’s filling in the gap for John until he finds another girlfriend. It takes a few weeks before he realizes John is madly in love with him. Sweet.

Strictly Business by milverton, 14 k, explicit. John and Sherlock enter into a “sex only with no strings” relationship, but of course, those pesky feelings do follow. Love it. Bonus birthday lunch with Harry and friends, and a trip to a gay bar. Yum.

A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01, 81 k, explicit. John and Sherlock start going to a sex club. At first, John thinks it’s for a case, then he thinks it’s an experiment, then he’s just not sure anymore. Lots of sex, and feels as these two idiots work it all out.

The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst, 58 k, explicit. John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. The results will determine who wins the prize. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences.

On the Losing Side by missselene, 8 k, explicit.  After Mary’s death, John moves back in to Baker St. He and Sherlock start having sex, but for some reason, they never talk about it. Sherlock thinks John is pretending he’s a woman. It takes them awhile to iron out all the wrinkles in this relationship thing.

Working Hypothesis by SwissMiss, 9 k, explicit. There must be rules to this new game Sherlock is playing. Right?

As long as it takes by PlainJane, 14 k, explicit. Post Reichenbach. John tells Sherlock that they need to deal with the sexual tension in the flat. He agrees to do anything Sherlock wants to do to him for one night. Of course they both want more than one night. Much sex and some romance.