Johnlock Phone Sex & Texting

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Bless Your Filthy Little Mouth by taylorpotato 2 k, explicit. A bored Sherlock Holmes can mean a lot of things. Bullet holes in the wall. Fires. A frantic search for cigarettes. But this time, apparently, it means John's going to get a lot of dirty phone calls. (Locked to AO3 users.)

Idle hands by kinklock, 7 k, explicit, deaflock. While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call. (aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU.) Hot and sweet. Thumbs up!

Without You I Would Be Utterly Bored by lookupkate, 21 k , explicit. John is a struggling med student working a phone sex line to get by when one client utterly catches his attention. A little bit of “Pretty Woman” johnlock style, John as a rent boy, and Sherlock as a sugar daddy. Things of course work out beautifully after some misunderstandings along the way. Sweet and sexy.

A Brand of Gold by aquabelacqua, 12 k, mature. Stuck in a b & b by himself at a conference in Scotland, John finds himself texting Sherlock to check in, and the nighttime conversation leads to some interesting places. Is it possible that John is flirting with Sherlock Holmes? Drunk flirting and phone sex – YES!

All the Rest (of What I Want) by philalethia, 68, explicit. Home from Afghanistan, John takes his therapist's advice and tries to meet people online. Specifically, he joins a fetish site, where he ends up interacting with a man called SH who keeps paying him money to perform odd tasks and seems very keen to take care of him. Daddy kink.

While I'm Away by cypress_tree, 8 k, explicit. John leaves to take a class in Scotland for a month. Texting Sherlock leads to revelations leads to phone sex while they are apart.

Against the Wall by odamaki, 6 k, mature. John must go away for a week-long work conference in Edinburgh, and Sherlock is not happy at his absence to say the least. This is so realistic, these two imperfect men trying to find their way together, and yet it’s still sweet and very romantic in a grumpy, off-kilter sort of way.

Coffee Or Something by lookupkate, 12 k, explicit. John joins a website meant for ex military personel to give each other support.  Sherlock working undercover accidentally meets him there. This is the story of how Sherlock fucked up big time by lying about his entire past and falling madly in love with the man he was lying to.

TFSH by radicalnothing, 6 k, explicit.  Some drunk texting on Sherlock’s part leads to some hot, hot, hot sex when things finally explode between John and Sherlock. Sweet and funny.

Messages Between Mates by icarryasonicscrewdriver, 1 k, Gen. Lestrade and Sally get ahold of John’s phone and start reading out the record of John and Sherlock’s texts to each other. Adorable.

What He Wrote by Fitofpique, 2 k, explicit. Another fun auto-correct tale. John’s dirty typos in his texts have Sherlock hot and bothered. Cute.

I Prefer to Text by ellie_hell, 8 k, teen. Though John and Sherlock seem to be as they always were, at night they fall into the habit of texting each other before bed, and a much more intimate relationship begins to unfold between them. Sweet.

The Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea, 21 k, teen. After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn't expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn't expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn't expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.

The Importance of Eating Meals by skyremains, 4 k, teen. John makes Sherlock text him what he is eating to prove he isn’t skipping all meals. Sherlock says he’ll only do it if John text him HIS meals. Funny and sweet.  Some smut ensues.

Tease You Till You Come by phoenix089, 6 k, explicit. Initially, Sherlock was rather put out by John's lack of presence on the case. But then he starts to recieve pictures, several of them, of an unexpected nature. The case is forgotten rather quickly after that.

Sherlock is a Sexting Menace by orphan_account, 3 k, explicit.  John gets distracted at work when Sherlock starts sexting him - as soon as John leaves 221B and until he finishes his shift.

My Phone’s on Vibrate For You by misslucyjane, 21 k, explicit. Sherlock texts John all the time. Today’s different.

Come home. by hudders-and-hiddles (huddersandhiddles), 3 k, explicit. When John leaves for a medical conference, Sherlock tries to entice him back home. The texting gets interesting.

Munich by SilentAuror, 13 k, explicit. Sherlock has to go to Munich for a case. John misses him. A lot. (Skype sex.)

Sherlock Attempts Phone Sex (and it goes about as you'd expect) by wendymarlowe, 5 k, explicit. Sherlock masquerades as a phone sex operator in order to get a peek via the video at a suspect's flat. It's a disaster waiting to happen, a glorious, popcorn-worthy disaster, and John Watson isn't going to miss one single second of it. Even if he ends up giving a bit more in the way of personal direction than he'd expected.