Sherlock Food Fics
Dec. 8th, 2018 08:36 amFucking Cake by Random_Nexus, 12 k, explicit. Kinky experiments with baked goods leads to revelations between Sherlock and John. Cracky fun. (Locked to AO3 users.)
Share and share alike by lbmisscharlie, 1.9 k, gen. Really cute little series 1 bromance fic. John and Sherlock know each other so well, they share and swap food without even thinking about it.
Affectionate Investment by MillieTheFreak, 6 k, teen and up. An adorable bit of fluff. John and Sherlock begin sharing food. It doesn’t seem weird until others start commenting. So sweet. Friends to lovers.
The Way to a Man’s Heart by swissmiss, 21 k, teen. When Greg asks Sherlock to be the best man at his wedding as he and Molly tie the knot, all sorts of unresolved stuff comes up for John and Sherlock. While John takes his frustrations out by cooking, and Sherlock gets bombarded with wedding planning, something new is growing between the two of them. There’s food, and love, and recipes with each chapter. This is a delicious, gorgeous feast of a fic. LOVED IT!
Mouth to Mouth by OssaCordis, 4 k , teen. Magical realism. John can taste people’s emotions in the food they prepare.
A Symphony of Chemical Reactions by what_alchemy, 2 k, teen. A sweet little Sherlock POV fic. Sherlock decides to make John dinner. Romance Sherlock-style, and implied smut. I love how much Sherlock loves Johnbelly.
Sugar & Spice by Ttime42, 8 k, teen. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson compete on The Great British Bake Off. Amidst timed bakes, and burnt biscuits, the two are falling in love. This is a fantastic crossover fic & simply adorable!
Starving by bbcatemysoul , 4 k, mature. Feeder hurt/comfort Johnlock. Really sweet. Sherlock discovers that he deeply appreciates the lengths John will go to in order to keep him fed. Part of a series – 50 Ways to Feed Your Lover
Sweeter Than Skin by Vivi Marius, 6 k, mature. First kiss, first shag, first time with nutella!
The Bake Off Final Problem by EmmyAngua, 8 k, gen. of the judges on the Great British Bake Off, but this year it’s all going wrong. Mrs. Hudson – his fellow judge - is quitting, someone is trying to sabotage the Baked Alaska final, and all he wants some alone time with contestant John Watson.
Cake and Other Sins by Indybaggins, 100 k, explicit. Really interesting OT3 between John, Sherlock and Mycroft. An AU with the Great British Bake-Off. John and Sherlock meet when they are both competing in a tv baking competition. Mycroft remains a presence in Sherlock’s life watching and protecting him. Flashbacks and events unfold of the complicated relationship Sherlock and Mycroft have had for years. Sex, love, food, and regret are all mixed together in this well-written, sexy, fascinating tale. Some dark moments.
Recette du Jour by Odamaki, 15 k, teen. Mystrade. Mycroft cooks, because it's all he has and all he's interested in outside of his work. And then, one day, the little grocery shop in the yard changes owners unexpectedly, and there's a lot more on the menu than he'd bargained for. Lyrical and lovely!
An Acquired Taste by corpsereviver2, teen. This story was deleted off of AO3, but you can still find the podfic read by consulting_smartass. When an injury forces adventure and travel photographer John Watson to take more sedate jobs, he worries he might be bored – until he meets Chef Sherlock Holmes.
Five Times John Cooked Something with Peas and One First Kiss by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for, 3 k, teen. After John cooks five dinners that slowly reveal their hunger for each other, Sherlock and John finally share a first kiss. (Inspired by Sherlock’s line about John from The Sign of Three: “And he can cook… Does a thing … with peas…”) Adorable.
Two Simple Sentences by IDontKnowWhatImDoing, WIP. 16 k, explicit. A chilly flat, a bit of jam and two simple sentences was all it took for John and Sherlock to get into quite a lot of mischief. Future Chapters will include possible kink, lots of jam, very bad boys in public, and a whole mess of other things. And more jam.
The Science of Turophilia by involuntaryorange, 13 k, teen. John finally checks out the neighbourhood farmers' market, and discovers the advantages of shopping local. The beautiful man selling cheese is a real find.
Jam Tomorrow? By Schmiezi, 1.9 k, teen. Sherlock Holmes is cooking. He doesn’t do it often, because there’s a funny connection in his brain now linking preparing food to loving someone.
Honey by orphan_account, 2 k, mature. It hadn't started all that long ago. John had traveled far outside his comfort zone that Tuesday, taking a day trip out to the country after months of monotony in London. In all likelihood he would have passed right by the small shop off the side of the road had it not been for the small sign outside of it that had broken off on the corner, leaving a chunk of wood lying in the gravel.
More by lookupkate, 1 k, explicit. John is baking. It's anoying and in the way. Sherlock is not pleased. That is, until John finds out his one food related weakness. Pudding is sexy.
Sherlock Eats by wendymarlowe,4 k, explicit. John is sick of cooking food for Sherlock and Sherlock ignoring it. He turns to the principles of classical conditioning: if he can't make Sherlock get hungry when he smells food, maybe he can make him horny instead.
Teatime and other Gastronomic Moments by fresne, 4 k, explicit. Though he hides it, Sherlock is a sensual creature. John discovers that Mr. It's-All-Transport had a sweet tooth.
Experiments in the Culinary Arts by ingenious_spark, 8 k, explicit. John is out for a medical conference. There's been no new cases for days. Queue boredom rampant, until Sherlock stumbles across a little book that used to belong to John's mum.
Banana Pancakes by twistedthicket1, 1 k, teen. It was a little known secret in Baker Street that despite Sherlock's reluctance to admit it, he was in fact, a fairly talented cook.
The Baker Street Baking Blog by EmmyAngua, 7 k, teen. Sherlock runs a website, The Science of Baking, and does experiments with yeast. When John Watson moves in Sherlock begins to fear his life may not hold enough excitement to hold the man's attention. Bakery/Baking AU.
Sweeter Than Honey by sherloe, 4 k, explicit. Early retirement. John closed his eyes, sleep starting cascade over him, when Sherlock's voice rumbled through his chest. "What was that?" He muttered, sleepily. "I'd like to raise bees."
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The Great Bakerstreet Bake Off by Elphen, 38 k, mature. John has decided to watch The Great British Bake Off this year and he is determined to do so. As Sherlock joins him, he is certain that that plan is ruined. He's in for a surprise when he's allowed to watch it but the real shock comes when Sherlock decides they ought to bake themselves. What's more, they should bake what they make in the Bake Off. John's not so sure it's a good idea but when his insides flutter at the thought, he finds it hard to complain.
Wontonly by Meredelicious, 1 k, teen. John's night working at The Wonderful Wonton gets a lot more steamy when his last customer happens to be a certain detective.
Three Continents Strikes Again by LadyGrimReaper, 3 k, explicit. Sherlock wants to know why John's army mates call him Three Continents. John proceeds to show him.
Absurdities by oxfordlunch,1 k, gen. Sherlock and John work at rival food trucks. “I want a sandwich, John. And you, you are not making me a sandwich. So I was fooding for cook. Cooking for food. Something. I don't know.”